CAFFEINE CONTENT
Caffeine Free
SUGAR CONTENT
40g
CALORIES
180
ENERGY BLEND
Green Tea Extract, Sugar
ENERGY BLEND
Green Tea Extract, Sugar
SIZE
13.8oz
AVAILABLENESS - 6/10
The only place I’ve seen Tazo is in my local Target at the
back of the drink isle next to all the other bottled teas like Honest Tea,
AriZona, and Brisk. But I see those three brands practically everywhere. In gas
stations, other grocery stores, dollar stores, etc. But here is Tazo, all by
themselves in Target. Of course, I have a Target close by so for me it is
fairly easy to obtain, but if you aren’t lucky enough to live by a Target then
you may not be seeing Tazo very often.
PRICE - 5/10
I bought the bottle for $1.77. I can’t complain too much
because obviously drinks in glass bottles will be more expensive than plastic
or cans, but $1.77 seemed too much.
APPEARANCE - 7/10
I am a sucker for glass bottles, so excuse me for my
possibly biased rating. But like I said, I love glass bottles. If there was the
same design on a can or plastic bottle, I probably would not have rated in
higher than a 5. But nonetheless, I like the earthy and natural feel the logo
projects. With the letters T, A, Z, and O on the actual bottle with the help of
a raised glass design and the fancy cap design that reminds me of Monster Java
cans, it makes for an overall appealing bottle. The lettering isn’t crazy or
overzealous, just simple black font with the fanciest piece of art on the
bottle being the Tazo logo.
TASTE - 1/10
The only reason this isn’t a 0 is because this is my first
posted review, and I don’t want a 0 on it. So Tazo got lucky and I generously
slapped on a 1. Let me first state that I am a fan of tea. I adore sweet tea
and can put up with iced tea, but I have never had green tea because its fan
base scared me away. My grandmother used to always have AriZona Green Tea with
her. She would down probably 2-3 cans a day. So I stayed away from green tea
for a while. I wish I would have stayed away forever. I like peach flavoring,
but in this drink the only sign of peach was in the smell. When I took my first
sip, the first thought that came into my mind was grass. It tasted like I was
eating grass (sadly, I do know what grass tastes like). No hint of peach
whatsoever. The aftertaste that infested my mouth made me want to throw up. It
literally tasted like I was chewing a plant. In few words, it was disgusting. I
forced a couple more swigs down my throat just for the sake of an honest
review, and I happily dumped the rest down my kitchen sink.
KICK (INTENSITY) -
N/A
I can’t honestly review the kick because I only downed a few
sips. The caffeine is almost unnoticeable anyway.
KICK (DURATION) - N/A
Once again, can’t really review this honestly with the
amount I drank.
OVERALL - F
Don’t buy it unless you like little to no caffeine, the
taste of grass and unreliable marketing. I know it says all natural on the
bottle, but something that tastes so earthy was not expected. If you’re a green
tea fan, go for it. Don’t buy it for the peach because it is undetectable, most
likely drowned out by the grass flavor.
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